There used to be the funniest commercial which ran in the 70s about Maytag appliances. The schtick went that the Maytag repairman was the loneliest and most boring of jobs because he never had anything to do.
Why? Maytag appliances never need repair. Maytag appliances literally run forever.
It was a great advertising campaign. Similar to playing TE or WR for Johnson Central. The Eagles, like a Maytag appliance, literally run forever.
So, one would suppose they must not have